Momma’s Eye in the Sky

Geez, Louise! I want you to know that I raised my little boy to be real good. You know, always follow the rules, and say “Yes, ma’am” and “Yes, sir,” and to help old folk cross the street. He was in the Scouts, and then went to college where he studied real hard. Then he got a good job as a director at the funeral home. And I told him, “Son,” I said, “Son, you got to marry good and...